The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies
June 25th, 2009
I used to ignore forwarded emails & messages but recently, I have this renewed interest regarding those. Seems that most of the items are interesting to note and remember. Some are also very entertaining and can make you smile for the day.
Just like the one I’m sharing in this blog post. Usually when we go out of office, we leave a message in our outlook so our colleagues will know that we’re out and where they can contact us for emergencies.
Here are the best out of office email auto-replies (as shared in the forwarded email):
- I’m currently out at a job interview & will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
- I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you.
- You are receiving this automatic notification because I’m out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
- Sorry to have missed you but I’m at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.
- I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 7/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
- Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the 1st 10 words & $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
- The email server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (the beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over & over).
- Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
- Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
- Hi! I’m busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don’t bother to leave me any message.
Please take note that this is just for fun! Use it if you want to but be ready & responsible for the consequences hehehe